okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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