New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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