OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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