I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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