In the future we'll all be gay
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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