It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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