I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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