Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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