Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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