i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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