His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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