Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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