You made me cry and you don't even care
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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