you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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