you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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