VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Randomize