I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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