She's JV to your varsity
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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