Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's never too late to be topless.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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