never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I see more hoeing in ur future
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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