What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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