happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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