I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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