Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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