No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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