she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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