...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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