HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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