Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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