I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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