I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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