He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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