Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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