We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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