Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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