It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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