i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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