I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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