I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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