Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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