I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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