good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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