I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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