I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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