she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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