He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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