I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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