Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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