You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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