No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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